- normal people: i can't decide if i want the black iphone or the white iphone
- justin: *buys both of them*
Things to do when you meet Justin Bieber
- 1) Tell him: You taught me to follow my dreams, so where are you going today?"
- 2) Walk in and say "Hi." to Justin and then go over to Kenny and say "OMK KENNY I LOVE YOU! Justin take a photo of us!"
- 3) Wear your purple 3D glasses and grab his face "it's like your really here!"
- 4) Demand an explanation on how you sprayed "Someday" on your neck and he didn't fly in like Peter Pan and rape your neck.
- 5) Jump in with tons of makeup on, uggs, huge sunglasses and be like "WAZZZUP!" Justin will be mentally scarred, BUT he'll remember you.
- 6) Slowly bring forward a pot noodle. Then whisper "Show me how to stir it well baby."
- 7) Jerk into the meet'n'greet place, saying "swag swag swag swag."
- 8) Ask him what a biebergasm is.
- 9) Act like you just know the word swag. Like: Justin: Hi You: Swag. Justin: How are you? You: Swag. Justin: Is something wrong? You: Swag.
- 10) Enter with purple glasses and act like everything's magical.
- 11) Say: "So, I heard you wanna fuck me?" and when he says: "I never said that." Shout: "NEVER SAY NEVER, BRO."
- 12) When Justin says "what's up?" be like "the sky, bro.
- 13) Buy a Bieber wig, Wear your pants as low as he, dress like him. Come in and say "Hi, I'm Derek. You're Justin?"
- 14) Start talking to the Bieberconda.
- 15) Ask him if he can give you a lapdance like Chris Brown does to girls and if he says no be all, "OMG, its all Nolan's fault"
- 16) Ask him, if he likes Water and when he says "Yes". say "Booyeah, Justin Bieber already likes 70% of me."
- 17) Don't do a normal "side by side" photo. EXPERIMENT. Go in front, or crouch. or maybe even the jelena beach pose. ;)
- 18) Just before entering, write: "I ♥ [your Name]" on your hand. When greeting Justin pat him on the back. *BAM* it prints on his back.
- 19) Run up to him, shout "NEVER" in his face and then run away screaming " i'm such a badass!"
- 20) Accidentally" forget your camera and say "oops we don't have a camera" and then he'll have to take it & post it on his twitter.
- 21) When he wraps his arm around you for a picture, dramatically faint in his arms and yell "BIEBER I NEED MOUTH-TO-MOUTH RESUSITATION."
